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Work

“when i was engaged to the army i wrote that shit down”
“Capital Work in Progress--she was the CWIP accountant”
“for a fucking party? bussing. fucking party? bussing”
“so, you still doin’ your art & shit”
“animation is art—don’t even kid yourself about that”
“i threatened to quit yesterday”
“what is going ON here!? not a pen to be found.”
“the garbage kinda smelled good.”
“I’ve already got christy’s job written down”
“i did not get physical. i did not touch him once. i talked him down. that’s why i woulda made a great cop”
“i run a crane, so i’m into that big time”
“is there any hot funeral directors”
“I learned my lesson -- never accept uncertified funds when you’re in the field”
“tomorrow we’re having a meeting on violence in the work place. oh, is there a lot of that going on?”
“if you’re not gonna believe my lies...well, then i quit”
“can i speak to charlene please? who? Charlene. WHO? CHARLENE! who, oh, i’m eric griggs. oh, i must have the wrong number”
“hi kris, it’s jessica, you’re favorite little stalker on your machine”
“don’t fuck with the red cross”
“i’ve been doing security for five fuckin’ years of my life!”
“all my security was like, ‘YEAH.’ if i would’ve had my handcuffs she would’ve been on the FLOOR”
“i haven’t done security here in a long time. actually, i’m a waitress”
“she ALWAYS leaves early”
“my angry work voice”
“like you don’t talk on the phone pleasure all day”
“it’s like a no! no! no! meeting, and i’m like yes! yes! yes!”
“in the army or in the REAL world?”
“do you have another job? GOOD LORD, NO!”
“the waiter exchange program”
“oh, you’re a man’s man. fuck yeah, i climb telephone poles”
“it’s shift eight!”
“i’m a pole dancer!”
“how could you even talk like that? well, when your manager does”
“what is this business? i like it”
“she’s a busy lady. she might be busy, jason. are you busy? no, i’m fine”
“i put the MAN in manager. sometimes i put the GRRR in manager.”
“you got your own notepad!?”
“let me hop to my desk”
“i had to bring up email”
“i need a fuckin’ ah-sif job”
“i have the cleanest desk at CMG”
“we saved her CAREER!”
“let’s all put soap in our eye and call in sick tomorrow”
“hard at work”
“good think i did my wooourk earlier”
“you write letters? i write emails.”
“RELEASE!!”
“i'm like DON'T MOVE! DON'T MOVE! and she started cryin'”
“you get angry. i do though.”
“his pimp hand is strong”
“WHAT THE HELL IS A PIMP HAND?”
“i have a business card”
“I always burn them up with my torch”
“did you get some instruction & shit or did you just go?”
“did you make it & shit or did you just get thrown?”
"kris, you can watch the pull tab booth."