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The Weather

“i thought it was supposed to snow -- WHATEVER”
“summer soltace rules”
“that umbrella - you keep getting me with it”
“all the windows must remain closed or i’m going to turn the air conditioning off, please”
“even in the winter when it’s slippery”
“it was crazy cold”
“it’s cold. you get used to it.”
“old people like this weather. why? so they can die? like if they’re 60 or something and they try to cut the lawn or something. then they die. it’s the old, old people who like this weather—they’re always cold”
“i like this weather, it’s for hot people…i mean old people”
“oh no, it’s pouring”
"i've been wantin' to record thunder for a long time. we haven't had any in awhile."