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Trasnportation

“like the rubber piece came off and BANG”
“I bet you hear a lot of weird shit on the radio...uh...the bus”
“let’s call you a cab...we’ll do it again”
“this aircraft is eQUIPped”
“you gave me a walk home”
“yeah, i’m like whatever you need to give to the tow truck people—here”
“did you need this for directions or anything?”
“this shitty 1985 chevy nova”
“we will walk”
“we have time—we have plenty of time”
“the saturn’s up here, dude”
“i feel like my poor car hates having me as its driver”
“what did you say in the backseat?”
“i’m not even asking YOU back there”
“honk at him please”
“i have a car charger for this phone…ooh, yeah”
“i saw your truck. oh yeah?”
“so, you have an extra ticket? no, but i could go get you one tomorrow…. then you could drive us & shit.”
“he died. they found him in his car. uh oh.”
“look at that car! look at that car! LOOK AT MY FUCKIN’ CAR!!!”
“i don’t even LIVE here & my car is trashed”
“i hope i throw up in derek's car”
“did you hear the news on the pontoon? no trailer. no motor. $6,000”
“we’re all obsessed with the pontoon”
“it’s RATTLING…and it’s blowing stuff AROUND”
“i would if i could turn left here”
“you are SO with taxi”
“what the hell?! what the FUCK!? oh my god, this is not a one-way”