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The gays

“she said ‘ay’ not the gays”
“am i gay?”
“he likes the gay part of the gang”
“we’re not ‘the gays’, we’re ‘the gang’”
“she is her lesbian friend, but not HER lesbian friend”
“you’re obsessed with this naomi? what? about who’s a lesbian and who’s not a lesbian?”
“what?! am i GAY to you now?”
“you think i’m GAY now? because i wear pink socks? because i drive a saturn? and i date men—that makes me gay to you now?”
“it’s not like i’m INTO girls or what have you”
“she thinks we’re gay”
“i’m more of a lesbian than you will EVER be”
“there were guys ‘woo hooing’ too”
“what were you doin’? making sweet lesbian love”
“what was his name? aaron? was aaron gay? QUITE.”
“usually i get straight ones but sometimes they’re kinky”
“and they’re totally gay, kay?”
“who else do we know? a lotta fuckin’ gay people”
“i kissed a man once”
“derek’s a dyke”
“i want derek to be a dyke so bad”
“should we go to metro and tell everybody that she’s into chicks?”
“i kiss for a party and that’s about it”
“my father told me he is gay this past weekend”
“gay miles”
“everwhere i looked today there were gays”
“every gay man i know has pot”
“she’s a lesbian artist”
“the artist formerly known as a lesbian”
“apes are gay?”
“how many apes do you know that are gay?”
“that’s not sword fightin-that’s homosexual love”
“pride 10, looks 3”
“my boyfriend who is blind and was the first gay astronaut?”
“i got gay on the brain”
“ok, so maybe i'm into a girl or girls or whatever”
“of course! her lady’s playing too”
“lipstick lebonese”
“for gay men press 1. for gay women press 2.”
“they think i’m gay i bet”
“yes! those two gay bananas”
“that’s why I wear the rainbow”
“we’re out. YOU’RE not out”
“look at that dyke with two girls on it”
“i got hit on by rosie’s girlfriend before she was rosie’s girlfriend”
“two gay members of our staff”
“we’re gay—why do you need to know this? we already know this!”
“you try to be friendly to the gays…”
“dude, they’re gay—they have steak!”
“i’ll pretend like i’m REALLY gay though”
"I just don't want you to get your ass kicked by a butch."
“when she would get in the car she would laugh”
“so, how was your date with the gay guy?”