QUIPS!

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Sports slash Games

“i scored the only run today”
“when does the gang get to play trivia?”
“it’s all about the tees”
“sarah is very concerned about the tees”
“WHAT DID YOU SAY?! SHE’S ALL KICKIN’? it was all MEN”
“we only got 557 for that? i love jesus. we should've gotten a thousand. ”
“foursome is not really dirty—if you say threesome—it’s dirty”
“i was the fargo south champ of 1988”
“there’s a ball stuck in there”
“break it, just break it”
“i’m pricking one out”
“don’t hit the black one in. I know."
“hey, there, soccer girl”
“i’m sittin’ here...you can see me...i’m playin’ nintendo”
“those guys didn’t seem like the weight liftin’ type”
“I’m just gonna go home and do my tae bo and kick the shit out of the air”
“but i’m going to play mr. do… well, it’s okay.”
“can i just make a note here? i won EVERY card game i played”
“someone’s training for the people”
“she wants very MUCH to be in soccer”
“and he was super cool about pool”
“we’re gonna beat ‘em fucking this time”
“you guys are always playing pool”
“wardell! wardell! are we playing you again?”
“no, jon, find another partner”
“yeah, i’ll play which you”
“shit! That Cathy is going to play”
“it’s kinda like if you get thrown from a horse -- you gotta get back on”
“i don’t know cable, i don’t watch cable, and i don’t like sports”
“yeah, KURT, right? no, that’s the guy we played pool with.”
“you throw disc? that was fucking stupid”
“i wanted to play soccer so bad”
“yeah, she was like a wrestling cheerleader”
“the saints? who are they? grain belt premium!? yeaaaaah!”
“catch that! if he’s not careful, he’s bound to catch something.”
“let’s not talk soccer. no more soccer”
“but mike, all he cares about are his triple word scores”
“it’s all about soccer”
“john mcinroe is a pussy, i hate that guy”
“they like to pray to jesus and the coaches are like, ‘fucking WIN THIS GAME, RARR, RARR!!’ it’s like fucking insane”
“so, do you play soccer? oh no”
“they’re not paved trails. they’re dirt trails—you go all over & it’s amazing”
“this is the most rodeo we’ll ever watch together”
“he keeps doin’ it. he’s goin’ & goin’”
“he’s gonna fuck around with that 4 ball for 2 hours unless we stop him”
“swimming & soccer are different”
“we won”
“we’re the hockey city dancers”
“i was so fucking ON!”
“we are SO winning right now”
“it was back when roller derby was real”
“she gets out the yo-yo—check THIS out”
“seriously, i play hockey. i could take them down”
“i once had a blue aggie”
“what kind of a game is this? A GAME WITH A TIMER.”
“you are a very, very mean winner”
“you two and me, good job”
“you’re not my buzzer!”
“they look like volleyball players”
“did that say. 'the game will be right back, die?'”
“oh, don't worry, carrie, you won't know it. ”
“you have to leave it. there's no changing it. ”
“hey, remember when we won triviaoke? ”
“some people are just meant to win... that's us. ”
“we have to win on a leaving note.”
“you are SO lucky. there you go…880…happy fucking birthday from jon”
“we had a superbowl party at our house last year”
“let me see your bruin spirit, what’s that you say?”
“oh, you love cheerleaders. i hate ‘em, they love ‘em”
“a downright, lousy, piss-ass round”
“ooh! they're young, they're fat, they're cheerleaders!”
“i’ve played a lot of foosball here”
“he’s SO IN to that golf game”
“DO NOT WALK ON THE LANES—COME BACK!”
“that’s clearly a bowling violation”
“…went out and swam it and BARFED ALL OVER”
“we need runners, runners, runners…”
“guess the card game. uh, solitaire? no! “guess the card” game!”
“let’s play thumbmaster”
“we’re playing an english game, not a mind game”
“I KNOW -- she has big pipes”
“you like got flipped -- one handed”
“did i mention i was on right now”
“i’m gonna play you next”
“i got the game now...i’m sorry...i didn’t get it before”
“those two have not answered one”
“fuck, i have a really good feeling about tonight”
“oh my god, is he fighting someone in the audience? not the CROWD, but ‘the audience’ “
“the new Life© is fun”
“perfect score, BABYT”
“BABYT, you fell”
“i feel good about that round”
"this is one of those nights if you're campin' & you're sittin' there and you go, 'aw, fuck.' "
“can you move? i’m playing darts. i love darts.”
“i feel good about tonight. we felt good last week. i think that tonight went really well”
“little wippy sticky stick”
“let’s play suits & skins”