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“yeah, we gotta have sexy people”
“jon, will you kiss my thing?”
“you were in my math class ‘cause i was dumb”
“amy & i are kind of innocent…speak for yourself!”
“did you do her?”
“m-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-e. trust me, i know”
“keep your eye on the hotties”
“fuckin’ get ALL the chicks”
“it was like rough”
“those guys over there want to try” “fuck them!”
“how many kisses can you give me on my left cheek before it’s my lips? bye”
“i’d do her”
“WHAT? Snatch.”
“we’re being lewd”
“FUCK!!! with her hair?!”
“you look like a little boy. does that turn you on? No.”
“we’re shaving kris’ thing”
“his dick was blinking”
“he thinks i’m a cock tease”
“you didn’t tease -- we just fucked”
“what if you taped sausages on your pus*y?”
“be expectin’ a call, you chocolate dream”
“YEAH!?! so you can fuck me? or molest me? or rape me or whatever!?”
“we’re jailbait, wenzel you’re not baitin’ me”
“oh, okay...do you think he takes it or he gives it...”
“she’s teasing you with it”
“a guy like me can tell when someone isn’t getting enough head”
“you had an aversion to being touched at that point”
“your hottie got one”
“you run and touch witheveryone”
“i just get into those blow up things”
“you guys…quit stripping me”
“here’s your pussy”
“i saw your thingies”
“did you notice that was me flirting with you?”
“why don’t you JUST TAKE the birth control pill?!”
“i’m a whore, that’s why”
“don’t mind me, i’m just stripping”
“kris, do you want me to go get my clothes on?”
“i’ll get busy”
“do you feel like a whore now?”
“i mean, i even like tomatoes now & stuff, but i just can’t talk about sex”
“we will get SO FUCKED UP…that we will stay in the same place…and NOT HAVE SEX! that’s how fucked up we’ll get”
“i love this song because it makes me think of drunk girls on spring break”
“you keep tryin’ & tryin’ & it gets really gross”
“he SAID, “i can smell your cunt…” that’s all…not ‘FROM HERE’ “
“i don’t show my crotch…so…”
“and she’s never had a man”
“that’s all i want is a fuckin’ hooker”
“everybody wants to get with you”
“she’s rough…she’s tough”
“i wasn’t trying to grab your body, i was trying to grab your chair”
“you shook me all night long”
“try to blow it up and keep it that”
“do you want to know where we sleep in bed together? i don’t really care—on top of each other?”
“i love it when people have sex on my couch. you never had sex on my couch.”
“this part makes me want to go in my room and touch myself. pull down your pants and touch YOURSELF”
“sweet straight love”
“poor amy…i would never get with her”
“i don’t know what hot gay sex smells like”
“she digs you”
“you don’t need pornos—you got us!”
“it’s not that i’m not INTO sex…i just don’t have sex”
“pre-conceived notions about what your little tongue would do”
“do me in infinity, baby”
“don’t lick me there”
“you know what? i love that that was not sexual”
“you don’t put a number to doin’ the dog”
“if you’re gonna come, get yourself ready”
“sweet hetero love”
“i’ve been told that i’m a very good kisser…so SHE says”
“do me”
“we blew bill gates”
“you be me, and I’ll do you”
“it’s definitely just the sex”
“that’s where they have the gay sex”
“oh, you gotta’ slap the ass”
“the grapes of ass. PORN”
“you licked his ass”
“she was a little frisky”
“chick sans dick”
“don’t hurt me, masturbator”
“is Brigid going to keep touching my ass?”
“oh, i can't get my legs apart”
“it's very convenient for him to whip his dickie out”
“and if you’re gonna have anal sex, DISCUSS it first”
“and hickeys mean possession”
“look at jon…grabbing her pants & pulling it down”
“vinnie’s baby crawled up inside her & laid his eggs”
“i was gonna say, ‘lay his sperm, but…’ “
“we’ve all turned into sexy talkers”
“so everything we’ve talked about so far has NOT been sexy”
“i was hiding the penis in my mouth”
“i’d annoint her with naughty”
“you’ve got a lot of leg action going on”
“kind of like getting it in the ass”
“sorry i don’t have sex, but…”
“it felt good to be touched”
“i felt that before you touched me”
“i did her brother for a long time”
“well, i did my best friend’s first girlfriend”
“oh yeah, well, you fucked her”
“i wish mike hunt could be here with us”
“what thighs beneath”
“she’s old enough to pee, she’s old enough for me”
“i’m not quite sure what birth control they use”
“we do sex & drugs”
“sex, drugs and jazz”
“sex, drugs and pizzazz”
“gimme a few drinks & we’ll talk about masturbation. uh, no we won’t.”
“you know what i found? when i have this shit—i get kissed”
“you’re calling me baby and you’re rubbing my thigh…seriously, what is going on here?”
“if i was into chicks i’d get with her”
“this gross woman at 8th street wants to get me laid”
“i know that jason wants to put his hands in my pants and touch my lady”
“just kidding, i didn’t sleep with them on”
“so, you like it in the butt, that's alright”
“w-f-e-o…we fuck each other?”
“i wish the three of us would do THAT though”
“you never FUCKING DO IT”
“i’m like GOOD, i’m GLAD it was gross for you”
“what are you doing? i’m being sexy”
“look at that loner lady over there. she’s probably getting’ off”
“doesn’t he notice my legs are crossed AWAY from him?!”
"i betcha she's gonna see a more little sumthin' sumthin' than i will."
"people actually buy these things to SCREW."
"i have never used a dildo that vibrated."
"after i have two kava-kava i'll fuck anything."
"fuck mate"
“i smell lady”
“god, how many times did we spank each other that night?”
“and still get off”