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School

“i’m all about semantics”
“Rs are my hardest language”
“i was thinking about jefferson and i was like JEFFERSON JUNIOR HIGH!”
“you didn’t go to south”
“I’m an SPT”
“so cheri weiderhosen went to south…what year did she graduate?”
“FSH!”
“jana looked like a mom when she was in high school”
“you choose inadequate verbs”
“how do you spell that?”
“laura writes like she’s in 1st grade”
“not too bad for a history major”
“it’s all about adverbs”
“YOU were graduated. i was not.”