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“i hate when i stand up in the sunlight…and dust flies off of me and it looks like i’m a dusty person”
“last summer: take over this summer: it’s over”
“last summer: good fun this summer: goodbye”
“she’s psycho—she’s crabby”
“oh dude, he’s pissed, but OH YEAH”
“do you know how many hours we spent making fun of that?”
“it really makes me grossed out”
“you are such a sinner:
“full of grace. full of shit!”
“humor ussssssssssss”
“actually, just boom boom”
“humana, humana, hump you down”
“that’s so cool when you can like hit ‘em hard and uh! uh! uh! yeah!”
“YOU KNOW WHAT THOUGH”
“you have to see the rain, to see the rainbow”
“and here i am..blah, blah, blah”
“heyyy, takeiteasytonybye!”
“bah, bah, bah his bitch”
“schweener”
“sooner or waiter”
“that’s the shitter”
“really? yep. really? yep."
“plus, make yourself happy!”
“you’re like the zero percent”
“it would be really fun if she…really funny if she…fuck! what the fuck am i talkin’ about. i don’t even know anymore.”
“cheap AND inexpensive?”
“nice catch, ex-lax”
“can you just listen to me when i talk to you?”
“dude, DOI”
“i gathered what he gathered”
“i’m ok with the drinking, the drugs, the swearing, the tomatoes, but not the sex”
“sometimes i think it would be fun to be a stripper”
“this is a big couch. it’s a bed, baby”
“i’m not home AT ALL, am i…”
“you know what? i lost my glasses for like 3 hours last night”
“stop trying to LIVE through me, kris”
“stop living FOR her”
“this is you bike—this is your bike when i was on drugs”
“what do i do? you will take a shower. you will find your button and someone will call you. ok.”
“i’m not saying it’s about you, or it’s about you and me, it’s about me and you”
“give us a fucking call. give us a fucking number”
“plaid bennetar”
“plaid patrol”
“do you love us right now? i loved us all day”
“i AM just happy to be here”
“i really ain’t like this all the time”
“i gotta think of something i learned”
“i’m very observative”
“oh my god, you were serious and you were so fucking cool”
“kris’ kwip kwality kwotient”
“how much later on is there left?”
“ok, now don’t be stupid”
“i love us right now. i loved us all night”
“what?!?! did they build that building between 1927 and 1929?!?!! uh, that’s the building number”
“loose is a much better word than runny – ‘cause runny’s kind of gross”
“throw me some fricking room here, people”
“RARR”
“what’s up? a preposition.”
“there are a bunch of weirdos here tonight” “us?” “no, we’re all right”
“quite frequently- well, not all the time”
“i get the pen when you're dumb....dumb? i mean done. ”
“oh damn, i spelled 'right' wrong. ”
“look at us...we kick ass. ”
“i wish i knew the words, then i’d say something funny”
“no one ever listens to me!”
“it’s okay; it’s okay as long as you feel bad”
“Who wooden want to sit there”
“This is what happens at grown up parties””
“baaaah pee nis is happiness”
“hot steaming bowl of hot water”
“yeah, i’ve been thinking about loft school”
“and he was, you know, like helping me…with stuff i needed help with, you know”
“she's nervous about us making fools of OURSELVES”
“dateless & overaged”
“drink beer. get all silly. make out with fat chicks. got snatch?”
“you gesticulate. i do NOT. i have sex sometimes, but i don’t sit at home and gesticulate…do you think that’s why i wear contacts?”
“people with glass femurs shouldn’t kick stones”
“don’t fear the weeper”
“grim weeper”
“snoopy woopy… NO! NO! it’s smoopie woo”
“oh! brain fart…i thought you said BRAVE fart”
“maybe the late bird got the worm—whatever”
“some fuckin’ hick yahoo butch kinda thing”
“you smell like bar”
“i used to always tap dance from the waist down”
“there’s gonna be a party when i finish—you can count on that”
“it’s only 8:00 and i feel like it’s night”
“i spelled connie 3 different ways”
“she got a lot of merit badges…one was for being a stripper”
“who rates?! ME!!”
“this is supposed to be a no drip candle. is it dripping? No. it works.”
“this is very hard. I know, but we can come up with some good stuff.”
“you can still fit it in if you don’t write so big”
“that was supposed to be funny. well, it wasn’t.”
“i think this is so funny -- the exact same poses”
“it doesn’t burn me, I just think it’s weird that you have her in here”
“where’s the phone? oh, that’s the stapler”
“just boom boom boom -- we gotta get there”
“go outside, ‘hi’, boom boom boom, you’re done”
“twice, this is the second time”
“proud to be me”
“she’s been trying to talk for the last 20 minutes”
“there’s a lot of deep thinkers down there”
“she’s all the better for it -- thanks to your scolding”
“jacuzzi posture”
“you gonna spill me over”
“they the blast”
“sorry, baby...no baby, baby no...yeah”
“I feel cool”
“when he’s bein’ silly, yes”
“you LIKE that name? that’s a terrible name”
“it’s all about me, baby, raise the roof”
“you are SUCH the cool shit”
“see, i had to go & clean my apartment last week”
“there’s a trick to it -- there’s somethin’”
“do that again & again & again -- NO!”
“you always have issues”
“there was a party today that i pretty much forgot about”
“i just don’t wanna talk about this right now. i just can’t...it’s just too much”
“we’re just going to fucking tell fucking funny stories”
“what do you feel about the deeper meaning?”
“i paged it. i paged the mommy”
“i’m a mess”
“the best part of the day is the morning”
“she was seein’ red”
“she was kind of an outsider like me”
“they finally opened the doors -- good idea. no shit, man”
“you could tell the wounds were still fresh”
“i waited around too long. i’m like outta my groove”
“just a mumbler one sunday morning”
“i opened up a can of worms”
“flagin’ his flag in front of me”
“see...whisper, whisper, whisper...it’s all about whisper”
“it doesn’t seem real before. it seems not real before? yeah, not real. before? yeah, it doesn’t seem real before. NOW."
“i have no problem with trailers -- there are some NICE trailers”
“the guy that DIED in my office was in it”
“i wouldn’t double stack ‘em. you WOULD NOT double stack them?”
“it’s gonna flash really loud”
“whoa, that guy almost bit it”
“there’s gonna be a big fight—those guys & those guys”
“it doesn’t make any sense they give you anything BUT your social security number”
“this is a wide one. a wide one? no, it’s not. do you find it weird or not?”
“of COURSE she didn’t read it out loud. she read it to herself”
“the danger zone and then the friend zone”
“that was me—crackin’ a funny”
“yearbooks are kind of gay”
“i’m ready. i’m waiting. i’m posing”
“what are you staring at? you stare at me. does that bother you?”
“can we have our own box? yes, everyone can have their own box.”
“cat dye? no, cacti.”
“she’s all non-fiction”
“is it breakable? no, it’s a cactus”
“you’re not fooling anyone”
“no lock = no mail”
“i’m sorry, baby, that’s all i got”
“can you let it hang? oh, i don’t… YES, you can! ooh, hands free cell phone”
“i don’t have to explai- i don’t have to give you a reason why… no… uh, let me try again”
“i don’t even know what i say sometimes”
“i don’t fucking know what i prefer. i just know what i like”
“i wasn’t making any sense in my earlier life”
“i suppose i should make a movement”
“see that was for before. it doesn’t really matter, but it does”
“Off© is really ON tonight”
“she’s trying to do something nice for me and she kills me”
“you SEE? i don’t get any deep conversation from you”
“i wanna lick ‘em! no way!”
“where we going? back to the back”
“we’ll put the word out”
“is there a little tension between you two? NEVER!”
“the fucking funniest time i’ve ever been here”
“sorry phone, JEEZ”
“ew, i hate hearts”
“i’m OBSESSED with this weekend”
“and we really never have shit planned…”
“i’m not making an issue…i’m just wondering”
“smell chlorine? little bit. LICK IT. nah”
“i just keep getting hit by chairs…not i’m gonna throw one”
“no,no,no…no,no,no…you’re right…i’m just…no,no,no…you’re right”
“why did you guys fight? because he’s stupid”
“ok, so this is one of the best nights ever because this shit KILLS ME!”
“look at all the free shit!”
“doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well”
“maybe YOU need to try that”
“i never get pissed at you”
“we gotta find rocks!”
“jesus, don’t get mean withhim”
“…while you were bitin’ on ann marie”
“god, you’re a sicko”
“i saw…no…i looked…no i glanced”
“now who is marching?”
“i love putz’s”
“i can’t stand your guts…is that what she said?”
“that’s what his was…he was so gross”
“you’re scaring me…stop”
“i do what she does, i know i do”
“my fret collection”
“but i lost ‘em they fell down the sink”
“i’m too cheap to buy some new more”
“i put it in a puddle”
“it’s just a big triangle. i can see that.”
“high class sleek fat one”
“i’m IN! i’m accepted!”
“do you think you’re whispering? ‘cause you’re not”
“you weren’t looking. you weren’t looking and i kept pushing you.”
“we brew bleu gills”
“you know, sometimes I just forget that girls like that exist”
“I want that I want that I want that one oh yeah”
“ooh! she’s smelling the flowers”
“do you see what i’m looking at? yeah, you’re looking at that”
“now it’s just really gross”
“do it again! oh, you’re doing it”
“dude, we got recruitments up the ying yang”
“way to go, jerky”
“oh, for mentally challenged”
“being naked in the daytime is bad”
“i can go from zero to ape shit in about 2 seconds”
“no, you don't know who i am, i just wanted to know if you were home”
“you GABE wad!”
“i have my cell phone—portable”
“you dropped it on the floor, you moron”
“if you’re gonna spear the bill”
“you knock, i’ll talk”
“drop trou & gimme 20”
“brrr, man, holy cow”
“remind me to go sit farther away”
“i know that i was trying to reach you…and that i was worrying…worrying about you”
“why is that so funny? because of the way you said it”
“hot attack”
“you’ve not been doing that. yeah, he hasn’t. i thought what the hell!”
“i used to color real nice, but i’d only color in purple”
“you stay on the inside lane if you want to saunter”
“did you hear that? that was solid. that was heavy”
“she has a crazy ass sense of memory that freaks me out”
“sloppy protesters”
“i must’ve had this intuition that they would break”
“oh, i know what i’m thinking of”
“i impress me. you impress us.”
“maybe it’s me. NO! it’s this damn table—this area."
“no, SIR! i don’t put my hancock on nobody’s paper, bro!”
“did you see that? too bad you missed it”
“not long, long…but i feel like kinda long”
“we were just chit-chattin’ ”
“you’re into knocking yourself”
“we got our asses shot off when this music was playin’ ”
“are you gonna come out for reunion night tomorrow night?”
“she sounds like a robot”
“keep your hands on the arms! i mean, keep your eyes on the hands”
“no i DO NOT need money”
“costa ricans -- you can pay them like a quarter of the salary”
“i couldn’t with cash”
“reading between the lines -- these people are wonderful people”
“almost a lot difficult”
“a hotsy, hotsy man”
“i told you i wouldn’t steal for you”
“it reminded me of a younger version of me”
“like total rough housing—i mean not cool at all”
"oh, you know…she was a big old goon."