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Religion

"JESUS, sweet!"
“i bet she plays tamborine at church”
“JESUS?! he didn’t do anything”
“JESUS CHRIST!!! patience?”
“JESUS CHRISTIE”
“who’s the little jesus!?”
“i’m just shoppin’ for a church”
“the pope. you KNOW there have been other popes”
“oh glorious testament to the creation of god”
“wouldn’t it say like, ‘i’m a catholic church’ or something?”
“it’s that guy upstairs, J.C., takin’ care of tha’ weather”
“thank you very MUCH, jesus christ!”
“what was your moses…your abraham…”
“it’s a jesus flyer!”
“do you want some christian literature?”
“wow, i gave a lot of people a bad impression of the catholic church.”