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Relationships

“i hate it when he yells at me”
“the things i did for that woman”
“see, you’re cool OUT, but you’re not cool at home”
“we didn’t date during high school?”
“meet a buddy”
“it’s all about friendship”
“it seemed like a good ad to answer”
“because by that time i had dated so many college guys”
“i don’t DIG you! you’re my best friend”
“it’s gonna be weird to see her in a ring”
“that’s what we looked like and then we went out to a nice restaurant and got engaged”
“no shit, the guy who marries me is not going to be like that... hey you, watch your language, don’t say marriage! well, we can tell the guys in front of us are under 25. yeah, my dick still works”
“his wife married shari”
“i was trying to remember her in shari’s wedding”
“when i found out it was the boyfriend & the girlfriend that did it to each other”
“’cause i dinna have a boyfriend at that time”
“can i just say that i love you?”
“if we’re still together next year”
“i’m not peterson, but i’m still your friend!”
“it’s that adrian. you would love her. she’s so cute. really? she’s married”
“i’m going to fargo this weekend. oh, are you getting married?”
“well, you know, if it's couples though”
“i think that shaking a baby and having a relationship are two very different things”
“mental note to self…stay away from god loving girls”
“god, everybody’s in love tonight. i know, i hate it.”
“rosie told me she was her girlfriend now”
“i MEAN IT! how long has she been dating her man?”
“i got a man”
“when i’ve been bald? serious girlfriends? i get ‘em”
“this is the girl i would’ve gotten with”
“her boyfriend is like big & buff & cute”
“hey!! you’re MARRIED lady, look over here!”
“if your boyfriend was here he’d be jealous of me”
“they’re and older couple. they’re married. they’re from like africa or something”
“we held each other tight…without her parents knowing”
“where is my 9 year old girlfriend?”
“my 9 year old girlfriend is back in St. Louis, so don’t you fucking say anything against her!”
“i’ll show you the ‘spot of engagement’”
"that's his girlfriend. We just met her. So did he."
"i can't do that when my chicky's here. Oh, is your chick here?"