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Quips

“I DIDN’T SAY THAT!”
“she’s getting’ quips on her first day!”
“i will give you 80 pages of quips”
“I’m not gonna write that down”
“so my quotes revolve around food...and pee”
“we already have that one. oh no, it’s different”
“i’m like STOP WRITING ‘cause it is”
“is that how you spell it?”
“i love that line”
“wait...what was JUST said?”
“write this…you’re a sicko”
“i wrote where instead of were”
“somebody else said ‘no’ before us. how do you feel about that? i feel like i gotta write that down”
“i said that witha comma”
“i think i threw the pen on the floor”
“that's not what he said”
“that'll be an inside quip”
“enough quips just me and amy -- that’s it”
“this is good. I love this”
“QUOTE ME! QUOTE ME!”
“quip me baby one more time”
“shit! the quip’s in the garbage”
“it’s quippin’”
“the quips are all you”
“oh, poopy, there’s beer all over the quips”
“those when the best quips come”
“i lose my coat, i lose my keys, i lose my cigarettes, but i never lose the quips”
“amy, keep reading ‘em”
“WRITE THAT DOWN. I LOVE THAT”
“you’re putting the quips in the beer”
“I LOVE THE QUIPS!”
“write that down”
“oh god, these are getting all wet”
“what are you writing down!?”
“not stupid fuckin’ lines -- like quick lines”
“it’s all about the quips”
“it’s on the quips! I got it”
“do you think i’s dumb that i write down my own quips sometimes?”
“the quips keep growing and growing”
“i put the quotes around it this time”
“don’t get the quips wet!”
“you KNEW that was a quip”
“i think the quips are addicting”
“write that down please”
“I feel very unprofessional right now—all we care about is quips”
“what did i just say? was i supposed to quote myself?”
“you like the quips better when you appreciate The Gang”
“it’s all about fucking quips”
“where’s the pen? oh, it’s right there”
“would you write this down?”
“then write ‘oh’”
“what happened to the quips? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE QUIPS?”
“i’m full of quips tonight”
“she’s TRYIN’ to get on the quip sheet with that one i think”
“no doodling on the quips!”
“NO BIG QUIP”
“i wish we could write gestures as quips”
“he’s trying to get in the quote book, man…quips”
“i wanna get in the quote book”
“my work is important. i must finish the quips”
“the lap quips are in the beer!”
“this is like the most quips ever i think”
“she said 80 pages of quips”
“i NEED you to write that down”
“write that down too”
“don’t you love that pen? it’s awesome”
“shit! the line was SUPPOSED TO BE…’it’s yours’”
“where are the quips now?”
“that’s just OUR quip”
“were you explaining to her about the quips?”
“get the piece of paper out—there might be some good quips”
“why don’t you write THAT down in your quips”
“wanna write with this pen?”
“shit, i’m not on that page. you are now.”
“what!? are the quips coasters to you now?”
“you’re fuckin’ up the quips…AGAIN”
“boy, it’s taking me ten minutes to write that down”
“did i make it in the quip book?”
“do you have the pen & paper? excellent”
“kris, we have a quip”
“she’s writin’ everything down”
“BAD quip”
“kris, can i write a quip down?”
“i gotta’ write this down”
“put THAT ONE in your book”
“oh my god! what? PAPER!”
“i'm not going to repeat what i said. it is up to you to remember. ”
“god damn it…the quips are on the floor”
“don’t worry, i’ll take care of the quips tonight”
“what are you writing? Quips.”
“that’s my favorite quip EVER!”
“you’re writing all this down?”
“piece of paper, please”
“we should have millennium quips”
“I was writing down a quip”
“write that down”
“you made me spell quoting wrong”
“wrote that down”
“she’s quoting everybody”
“is this what i was supposed to write down?”
“oh god, write that one down”
“they’re called quips”
“he told them! ‘she’s writing things down. they call them quips'”
“write that down!”
“the same quip from the other side”
“will you write that down…”
“that’s what i’m sayin’ …the quips are alright”
“how the fuck did you just take the first bite of your burger? i was readin’ the quips, man!”
“all the quips are gross now”
“i always knew one day i’d have a quip of my own… and now i have to urinate”
“put that line down! ‘your WHAT hurts?'”
“see, those are the quips i don’t write down”
“i like when other people take over the quips…then i get my own stuff said”
“hey, if you want this just grab it out of my hand”
“normally, i’m never, ever a quip master”
“that’s a quip already—i’m pretty positive. i saw that one last night”
“this is easier than cutting shit out”
“it was like a little white thingy with words on it”
“OK! MR. FUCKING GET THE DATE RIGHT, MAN…it’s 8! you put it on the quips too!”
“that’s a good quip!”
“i didn’t write down, ‘kris called jon a pussy ‘cause you called me a pig.’”
“you GOTTA write that down”
“i wish we could fuckin’ write THAT down in quips”
“he said, ‘please’ after that. after off. and he said turn, not shut. SORRY”
“jon’s had a lot of spelling quips tonight”
“god, i can’t write or spell”
"i swear there was another quip about that"
"i don't know whether to smoke, drink or write down a quip!"