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“it’s july 3rd, i’m SURE”
“one five oh, G”
“oh my GOD, where are those fucking phone numbers?!”
“ten AM EVEN”
“look at 7 o’clock my time”
“86 clown sundaes”
“oh, not nine”
“it’s ONLY 11:30!”
“actually, it’s 25 bucks. you gave 40 -- you need change”
“4 and the change”
“can you believe it’s only 11:30?”
“it’s only 12:00!”
“he was 35th on the golf team”
“oh, baby, baby, i’m seventeen”
“my fucking grandfather is fucking 86 years old and he looks like he’s 65”
“I need more dimes & nigles”
“i can’t believe it’s only 9:35!”
“you’re gonna pay her a dollar for napkins? yeah, a tip—i appreciated it”
“you don’t SAY 1,2,3, you just shake”
“I haven’t paid for anything yet tonight”
“threes, it’s all about threes”
“ten to eleven. that’s not bad. is that bad?”
“it’s all about threes again ‘cause it’s fun to put that twice”
“NO SERIOUSLY, WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT 20 BUCKS?”
“and with this money comes…mmmm…rules”
“he didn’t look 16, did he”
“JESUS! it’s 7:00?”
“nineteen fucking fourteen…wow”
“maybe when i get ahead a little bit i’ll buy a video camera from best buy”
“that’ll take us to 9:00 easily”
“it’s your turn next, and you better have more than $5”
“this only comes around twice a year”
“fuckin’ A—it’s only 10:30!”
“it’s a table of 5, but we’re table 6!”
“they left me twenty cents and hey put it on the ground”
“i’ve got four more and that’s my five!”
“come ON!! 1 2 3 orion”
“nineteen nintey flower”
“WHAT?! is visa gross to you now?”
“fuck, visa’s like the biggest card ever”
“it’s only 10:40!!”
“ten after 9? it can’t be that early!”
“okay, but you have to be to bed by 10:30”
“see what i got – money”
“it’s only 12:30 p.m.”
“there was this old, old woman...well, maybe not that old. she was like, 34”
“she was only 9 years old”
“give me a grand, bitch”
“it’s all about yelling”
“these were 16.00”
“hey! don’t worry about it—we’ll cover it”
“4’s the whore. 6 is the bitch”
“can i have another quarter please?”
“i woulda tipped her one, but i know you woulda tipped her 2”
“you want change? yeah, like 35 cents of it”
“3 wise cracks”
“i email you at 7 fuckin’ 30 in the morning”
“i like 2 sometimes too”
“i heard 9.00 from the bathroom”
“you already put that!”
“1517 N. University