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“are they real? are they midgets? are they naked?”
“we’re bitches”
“oh you fucks. oh man, those guys”
“WHAT!? am i RETARDED to you now?”
“cuntory music”
“oh, shit yeah”
“i’m 26, bitch!”
“shit, i wish i would've been there”
“where WERE you?! fuckin’ A”
“i think she’s just a whore”
“we were jumping and it was fucking hot”
“she is so motherfuckin’ ugly. shit, i hope her friend didn’t hear me. she’d kick my ass.”
“he assulted little boys”
“i’m so bugged by that bitch”
“I’m like -- hi! i’m not gonna talk to you, you fucking little whore! why the hell would you SAY shit like that?”
“i have a little dickie, thank you”
“holy balls that was fast”
“that’s the most! that’s the fucking funniest one of the night!”
“I KNOW we’re naughty”
“she’s really fucking weird, but she can crack backs well”
“where do you get the fucking english shit from?”
“some bitch beat me up at the river”
“you ALWAYS do things with your middle finger”
“you don’t know what’s safe. you don’t know what to say. fuckin’ fuckin’ bitch”
“that’s not my pager, bitch”
“holy shit holy shit holy shit fuckin’ A”
“what!? are you droolin’ thinkin’ about your bitch? no, but you sure are”
“what was i gonna say? shit”
“dude, um, shit, i forgot what i was going to say”
“what the FUCK!? are you like searching me for information?! do you think i’m gonna squeal on her?”
“I’m the one that gets fucking screwed, bitch”
“she was like, ‘fuck you, you’re mine’”
“and she was nothin’ but a big fuckin’ cunt.”
“he’s a scary lookin’ fucker too”
“fucking amanda… hi!”
“FUCK! i have to be SO ALERT tomorrow”
“not some ITALIAN WHORE or whatever you said it was”
“what the FUCK?! he’s not her coat watcher”
“i'm fucking hilarious”
“and one of ‘em was sparkle…from this fucking retard”
“really...he's talkin' my fuckin' ear off over here”
“none of these have 'fuck' in them”
“i'm hot as fuck”
“ok, babby..fuck THAT”
“retard city”
“it’s fun when those fucking clowns get gored”
“you’re NOT a retard”
“fucking DO IT, dipshit”
“i think we had retarded people”
“i fucking saw that shit, you dipshit”
“yuck, that was gross because sarah birdken is BIG”
“oh shit…there’s the guy who makes me puke”
“just an airhead..just an airhead…a complete ditz”
“i don’t know much about her except she’s stupid”
“yeah, the bitch wouldn’t give it up”
“some special ed guy”
“it’s fucking sand..ALRIGHT?”
“do you see those guys over there? they said they’re gonna fuck you up and take your sticker”
“oh, you fuckin’ got it on my book. that’s not cool.”
“i got called psycho by a bald black woman”
“i hate those stupid fucking walkie talkies”
“like a little bitch?”
“if anybody’s a slut, it’s christie”
“will you write this down – Thank God I’m not an albino”
“you know what you fucking little motherfucker?”
“god, it’s gross. I hate blind people”
“he smells like poop and sweaty nuts”
“*BURP* write that down”
“beef curtain”
“was it fuckin' shit or fuck AND shit? i like that”
“don’t even say a fuckin’ word”
“oh shit, that’s some funny shit”
“i hate you fuckers, why do we have to talk about this shit?”
“my pussy tit”
“she’s a big fat bitch with red hair”
“she’s that bitch that fucked jesus with her hair”
“i like it when they shit when i rape them to death”
“she’s not frumpy -- she’s fucking WHITE TRASH!”
“her mom’s a fuckin’ dyke”
“i detest your fucking guts”
“you fuckin' duluth fuckers!”
“what did the midget do that was gross? he existed”
“that guy right there? he’s talkin’ to the blonde retard”
"walk away with your finger in the plastic butthole."
"those negroes can't get into heaven."