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Holidays

“it’s like christmas, only orange”
“was that easter? easter? easter”
“anne had a rash that christmas—look at her face compared to her neck”
“all of our shit—all of our christmas shit”
“this girl is reciting bat mitzvah shit”
“christmas in july!!”
“way to have a birthday today”
“this is the best birthday, you guys”
“it’s not my birthday!”