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Geography

“that was texas, baby”
“did you know there is a hot chick behind every tree in fargo?”
“we’re just headed towards dale”
“do you like the state fair? no. have you ever BEEN there? yes”
“from where in michigan do you hail? mid”
“yeah, SIN. ‘cause you said, ‘sin in cincinnati”
“eagan…no, minneapolis…no, not even. i don’t know”
“you know, i always thought brainerd was really small, but it’s not that small”
“it’s the fargo one that’s so old school”
“we got friends in west virginia”
“the mpls honky tonk clown club”
“fargo. weiler. god, my head itches.”
“i’m just happy to be in another state”
“welcome to fargo, north dakota—we need some glasses”
“welcome to fargo. find your own glasses”
“fergus falls is all fucked up”
“oh, fuck china!”
“i hate china, but i love china”
“i was american born, but raised in puerto rico”
“sorry duluth”
“you can't get that in the twin cities!”
“he’s from ireland, but he has this low class southern accent”
“italy or rome or something”
“that was a dumb, dumb, dumb thing. especially in fargo.”
“i’m gonna stick with brazil until it’s wrong”
“if it ever happens again go to canada”
“it’s ok, we’re going to st. cloud—rest here, you ladies!”
“she’s little miss pushup workout smartie”