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“ooh, this one’s covered in gum”
“anybody want a sour patch kid? it wets your mouth”
“ocean spray, though”
“can I have...can I have...uh, I wanted something. Oh! kool aid! I wanted kool aid -- can I have kool aid?”
“jon, will you crack this please? so you can have your PRECIOUS KOOL AID”
“ok , we got two sprites here. Yay!”
“i’m like what smells like onion around here. ONION!”
“oh, boiling over, man”
“i can't eat stuff that's been on the table”
“you have to get peanuts at the bar”
“I hate ketchup, but sometimes it tastes good”
“this is not chicken”
“these cashews...you want some?”
“you know, those plastic ones you use in college”
“dude, we used to make pronto pups”
“eating his goddman nutroll today”
“i never thought i’d like hamburger helper”
“back then you didn’t need a cake and candles to party, just as long as someobody brought the presents”
“i’m really glad i burned the only bagel i have left in the house”
“it’s like i’ve got other fish to fry -- HELL-OH!”
“this is weird. why did we get a biscuit? i wanted peanuts.”
“i really don’t want biscuits”
“it’s pretty green. their crops at least”
“could i have cookies please?”
“that’s the mustard one”
“do you want grapes, kris?”
“i don’t really like black olives. me either. i’m sorry"
“if i overstuff them will they taste bad?”
“it doesn’t’ say, so I’m gonna just shove ‘em in the oven”
“what else can i get you guys? grapes? no, just fork”
“look at this—i put the mitt on just to stand here”
“i hate those because i’m the worst taster”
“what was that about anyway? the biscuit"
“we thought it was chili chili, but it’s like spaghetti sauce”
“i can’t get into this chili conversation”
“we can even have velveeta”
“i have two pieces of gum. i have lots more than that”
“i still smell onions in here”
“it still smells like onions”
“the ham’s good, but the turkey’s great”
“i don’t like cheese curds. gimme the funnel cake & the fucking mini donuts. you can keep your cheese curds in wisconsin!”
“i’m hungry… me too… i’m drunk… ME TOO!”
“what are you drinking? i'm drinking a fucking milkshake.”
“sushi equals oh my god, i am going to have to take a crap later”
“i had one of those ice cream & mr. misty mixes”
“i’m quiet ‘cause i’m in a food coma”
“nuts & berries”
“it smells like grilled cheese here”
“breakfast this & breakfast that”
“it’s my mountain dew time”
“2 drinks. 2 burritos. 2 bucks”
“where’s the other toast? oh, it’s under your egg”
“i love that vinnegar bite to it”
“you want the stuff in my mouth for real?”
“i better get a lot of fuckin’ potatoes. seriously.”
“do you want eggs? yes, indeed i want eggs.”
“aren't those doritos nice?”
“this is fucking grape (great) JUICE”
“this really sucks—i got cheese on this—i hate fucking cheese”
“there’s a pickle too, kris, and some coleslaw”
“do you guys want some nachos? We can’t finish ‘em. um…Yeah”
“second hand food”
“jesus christ! that’s loose ranch!”
“oh, that’s rice”
“it sure is cheesy”
“fuck you and the horse you rode in on. eat your potatoes”
“I was done with the beans by the time she was done”
“I hit you in the eye with an onion. ouch”
“i should use a straw.”
“my mom just left. she had to make jello salad. ”
“chili dogs”
“I think everyone likes nachos tonight”
“yeah, i started eating meat”
“there’s three damn cookies in here. i knew that would work.”
“did you really do this with you weenies?”
“i've got a groose in the cockpot”
“or do you...want that...olive?”
“i'm glad you didn't tell me...i got 2 free meals out of it”
“everyboy except us is hungry and poor jackasses”
“you ever seen a burger on a dark bun?”
“look at these olives—are they a weird color? a little light… and weird that they’re all in one spot”
“corn in chicken noodle soup isn’t that weird”
“there is no noodles”
“they’re not an onion. leeks? they’re not an onion. no.”
“wasn’t that a long time ago? yeah, i was too scared to eat it”
“what the eff…jesus christ! there’s pasta in here!”
“how many pieces of gum have you had?”
“they’re not even talking. don’t! they’re chewing”
“it even smells like fish by this booth—no, it’s chinese food”
“amy got her chips…and she’s eating them!”
“maybe i’ll get the pasta & capers to figure out what the hell they are. What ARE they? it’s a ghost…shoot, that’s casper, not capers”
“there were onions?! i didn’t see those”
“a german restaurant with the sausage & shit”
“for like 3 months i was like eatin’ dinner out of my car”
“you can’t eat that—salad expires after that”
“i could eat a lot of cheese right now”
“i’d like some meat instead of just chili, but that’ll do”
“there’s more cheese than chips on here i swear”
“i’m hungry, OK!?!! this is my MEAL—you had one already—cool it”
“that’s why i got rid of my gum”
“it’s warm and gooey -- was it in your pocket? NO!”
“this is really mild & good”
“ooh, tongs…”
“i forgot all about the dinner”
“scrape it off, dude. dude, it’s melted”
“Gyro-spice”
“you wanna..you wanna..plate?”
“how often have you had a 3-way?”
“we’ll order it 3-way”
“see! i said cincinnati chili—did you see him rub his tummy?”
“the death roll's got a bit of a kick.”
“where’s bagel street?”
“we don’t write quips or sing dixie chicks – we just eat”
"whaddaya drinkin'? Is that water?"
"you don't have to buy me breakfast. I want to. I never get to buy you anything."
"the triscuits are soggy, the cheese is hard."
“white fucking goddamn castle”
“is that chicken? it ain’t chicken—it’s fake chicken.”
“su-FRIES!”
“beef chip sandwich”
“i have so many dishes because i’m a FREAK”
“it’s a glass glass and very square”