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“with your curlies and your purse”
“that is SUCH a cool ring. that’s the kinda stuff i go lookin’ for”
“you should just never wear white”
“you like that scruff, donch ya? i know you do”
“with your curlies and pu...”
“look at keri, her hair’s brown”
“i have really red lipstick on -- how embarrasing”
“a black lace dress, no nylons, whatever”
“you know, your haircut goes with your personality”
“she’s skinny, I want to be that skinny”
“this is the same bag. I named it.”
“we have a new queen” “that really wasn’t funny”
“I don’t want these shoes gettin dirty. I have a big game tomorrow”
“nice hair. cool hair.”
“you looking at my suspenders?”
“my hair is so curly”
“look at my socks! look at my soccer shoes!”
“everyone in the gang must wear...their gang shirt (white) and khaki cargo pants”
“i need your t-shirt, badge, and water gun”
“that’s all over my soccer shoes”
“she’s a beauty queen”
“do you have vaseline on your teeth?”
“we love the J. Crew, but fuck you!”
“i had a hard time with my purse”
“fuck, my soccer shoes have fucking shit all over them”
“will you guess me my purse?”
“my high tops were so tight my toenails fell off”
“i like the lighter ones”
“where’s my soccer shoes?”
“he had to put on his glasses”
“i wish she’d stop smiling that fake smile”
“her hair is gross -- like old, dirty babrbie hair”
“i didn’t bring any pants”
“after she got it chopped she never looked good again”
“is that a tattoo or a bracelet?”
“she shaved her head—cheri weiderhosen? Yeah.”
“a bald head scared becky”
“it’s all about hair”
“what about your soccer shoes? oh, i’m not gonna get these wet. i’ll take ‘em off”
“you just don’t wanna get your donna karen socks wet”
“god, everyone has a shaved head”
“he bit through my purse strap”
“do you want your soccer shoes in it?”
“naomi, are you excited for me to put on my pants?”
“i could smell it on my shirt. do you know what it is? oh no, i can’t remember—what is it? i don’t know.”
“amy, i have a pocket. but i don’t like my pocket”
“don’t show any pocket”
“don’t you look at the shoes, mary?”
“so, kris, are those shoes just your own personal love or are you just a hip girl?”
“i may have had a tie”
“how’s your shoes?”
“actually, a bra’s like a bathing suit. that’s how i see it”
“i don’t have a lot of clothes”
“do you wear The Gap?”
“we saw the people who had the crew clothes on, but they were dumpasses”
“we saw the people who had the COOL clothes on, but they were dumBasses”
“i can’t believe i wore this. i was thinkin’ that the whole night. what the FUCK was i thinkin’?”
“she doesn’t have blonde hair anymore either”
“that jewelry is so motherfucking ugly!”
“she had a pig face”
“it’s like she gets pluck happy & then they’re gone”
“what? do you like fat girls? …well DO you?!”
“i used to be able to tan really well”
“i remember being hot”
“you see how pretty they are”
“holy buckets, man, i have a lot of lint in my clothes”
“she musta worn a fuckin’ F”
“why do i love The Gap? OOH!”
“you look cute though with your sweaty hair & your glasses”
“i have leftover lipstick on”
“his hat fits my head”
“boy, she’s homely”
“TONY! how are ya? fat.”
“i’d be bald all the time if i had a normal shaped head”
“you lost your hat”
“i’m not bald, OK?”
“he got a little crazy happy withthe t-shirt”
“what is my stump gross to you now?”
“teddy hot”
“and a boy’s bra!”
“she has pretty feet, though”
“your hair smells like strawberries”
“I like your accordian pleated pants…skirt more like it”
“he is so hot though”
“is she wearing my jeans?”
“this is actually the predecessor of a cooler ring”
“do you think your stilleto heels would have been hot?”
“they make Suave in those colors now. yes, i know…very hip”
“she’d be cute if she had normal hair”
“she had her stomach stapled…you can’t tell now”
“if i had a coat i’d smuggle”
“come on over you big fuzzy head guy”
“pulling her head out of her head & smulling her hair”
“as a matter of fact i KNOW you’ve seen it and you said it was cute!”
“i like her pants—they fit nice to her ass”
“are those socks or are they leg braces?”
“it’s true—your hair would be soft”
“i wouldn’t darken any mole on my face”
“i’m gonna put pants on…but i KNOW kris is gonna wear shorts”
“and you just grabbed your backpack & saved it”
“i seen an orange backpack in my future”
“see that guy right there with the polo? look at his shoes with his pants. Yeah, they're all pointy."
“these are the dumbest socks ever”
“i think leather pants…but she wore them well”
“trust me—we should wear clothes”
“why do people still have hair like that? Why do people still have 'hair-lips'?"
“that’s when you know you’re getting ‘em broken in”
“amanda smells good. mmm, you smell good. what do you wear?”
“what do you wear? county seat. …oh…nevermind”
“who in the HELL would wear BLUE eyeshadow? …oh, nevermind, bleu”
“it’s perfect, I love it, I want it SO bad”
“you know!? it’s okay for me to say someone’s attractive. 'cause you KNOW there are A LOT of people i find attractive”
“i don’t like that it’s blowing in my hair”
“i bet i could put on his jeans and they’d be long and that’s it”
“it's a millennim shirt”
“oops, tuck it in”
“i think that girl is gross”
“she’s an eyebrowless hostess”
“you smell so good”
“she’s kind of plain looking, but she’s cute”
"she totally did her hair around that hat. It's a prop."
"let's all cut off our shorts & have hot pants! Ok! I'll get the snips!"
“i don’t wanna make ‘em bigger…i just wanna make ‘em…there…money is not an option”
“BRING ME MY BROWN PANTS”
“it was hot in the 80’s, dude”
“she has 80% hair for a 100% head”