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Family

“—and she’s my sister”
“I don’t like to make daddy feel bad”
“WHAT?! your parents are here? yeah, three of ‘em. really?? he SAID, bearings.”
“i said, ‘what’s your sister having -- cause she’s really cute”
“my mom was a teenage mother for 3 days”
“people don’t nurse kids until they’re three! yeah, they do. weird fucking people do”
“were your parents excited that you were coming or going or whatever?”
“nancy—was that your old lady?”
“we talked a LOT & shit, but then my grandpa got sick and pssshhhh…”
“every year her family has a farm party”
“i’m sorry, sir, but we’re not going to have FAMILIES”
“if i would have seen the daughter i would have known”
“she brought a chair for mom”
“her mom’s great too!”
“they’re the sweetest cousins in the whole world”
“you should be...that's my sister”
“he was frankie, i was janice and marty was martin”
“if she wants to hold The Baby she should just ASK for her”
“no wonder babies are ugly, man, they have soft heads & they go through the birth canal”
“going down on babies”
“kid, don’t tell your mom what i said about you”
“dad died. mom wouldn’t have to do anything.”
“i have friends who are having babies…”
“i want to know if his wife was with her”
“denise—where’s de nephew?”
“my pseudo-sisters”
“uncle dentist/cousin chiropractor”
“the child formerly known as clover head”
“i had a thing with my mom”
“there was only one…baby…black…boy”
"how's your dad, mary? My dad died in May."
“ebony time i look at my kids i cry”