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"Ann Torso"
“I think i’m going to call...CHRISTY’S PAGER?!”
“it’s lisa, the k is silent”
“fucking thank you very MUCH, cheri weiderhosen, and i mean it this time”
“my name is cisco”
“what are you? mr. papacek?”
“kris finds everything funny”
“naomi and i are posing right now”
“i’m gonna look at all pictures of carrie”
“there it is, kris”
“data hates us”
“amy capuccino”
“he’s looking, he’s looking…jason, he’s looking”
“his name was indame”
“who is kris bernstein?”
“you’re not allowed to bring vichelle ever again, do you understand me?”
“you don’t even like me to say her name”
“I’m not really sure who brigid kissed”
“you forgot nate, you fucker”
“josh can be the shaver”
“‘member when she didn’t recognize me?”
“we ALREADY called her. did I call her?”
“ANN? AND? end”
“old margi”
“leandrathal”
“are you a retarded I thought she said”
“that’s cole...he kinda has a mouth like this :( ”
“that’s so funny ‘cause that’s not even his name”
“I said...’bird man’ is that his name? no, it’s erdman”
“cheri weiderhosen was my little buddy first”
“thank you very MUCH, cheri weiderhosen”
“I can’t believe it’s like laura wright sittin’ across from me!”
“down emily...NO!”
“see, she’s a good little buddy”
“thank you very MUCH, Vinnie DeFonzio ”
“that’s my tom”
“her jen is my jennifer”
“shakin’ that ann, shakin’ that ann”
“i like it when diane swears”
“it’s hard to dance this one, jane”
“what’s up amanda?”
“well, here comes TIFFANY & MR. michael”
“kris! kris!”
“i think that wardell is on”
“so, t.j., you’re the mouth, and he’s the muscle?”
“thank you kurt...wherever you are”
“i heart kurt”
“what’s his name again? wardell. nice shot, wardell!”
“t.j., put it in!”
“look at this, jason”
“his name is wardell. were we saying cordell?”
“amy, you’re not that popular”
“i’m SO ann”
“she always smiles at me regardless of whether i call her steph or jen”
“that’s really funny -- i gotta write carrie back”
“lady declark. no, it has to start with a ‘b’. ok, BLADIE declark”
“no! just r - k”
“once in awhile barb says something funny”
“i’m like jon...uh...don...JON! so, i’m like don”
“hey, is your name mark?”
“oh, really? i thought i heard martin”
“that’s like amy amy -- carrie’s old amy”
“i feel really bad about susie’s friends”
“is she married? susie? Yes. No. is jen? jen? Kennelly. oh, yes”
“one thing i like about jon too though...”
“kris, kris, kris, kris”
“kris has always been our friend”
“oh, member that guy who died?”
“naomi loves the labels”
“did i mention i LOVE cheri weiderhosen? You love susie kennelly too."
“it’s all about cheri weiderhosen”
“we’re having a cheri weiderhosen kind of night”
“there’s your friend—your keri geisinger”
“there are 10,000 cheri weiderhosen quips”
“i don’t even KNOW cheri weiderhosen. who IS cheri weiderhosen?”
“cheri weiderhosen rocks and fucking rolls”
“let’s call pete again? let’s call peterson again?”
“i will not be afraid of cheri weiderhosen. Are you afraid of susie kennelly?"
“i posed next to cheri weiderhosen”
“can we stop the cheri weiderhosen?”
“who IS cheri weiderhosen? who IS cheri weiderhosen? I don’t understand this conversation”
“cheri weiderhosen knows amy wright”
“kris loves cheri weiderhosen. i guess i’m the cheri weiderhosen spokeswoman”
“she might be scared. who? cheri weiderhosen. she should be scared ”
“HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW ABOUT cheri weiderhosen?”
“i couldn’t understand why everyone was carrying on about cheri weiderhosen. we weren’t carrying on…it just turned into this big thing”
“samantha? that’s kind of a cute name though”
“SHELLY! that makes sense because i kept thinking Michelle”
“i’m talkin’ little meredith”
“boy, justin’s gonna get an earful when he gets home. i haven’t been able to speak my 20,000 words to anyone yet today”
“i’m like the two name girl tonight”
“it’s quite a slap in the face from old peterson over here”
“sarah, sarah, do you happen to know where laura is? i AM LAURA!”
“sarah, please don’t call my stuff shit”
“you know what bugged me? hi, keri, doi”
“that’s what i think of when i say jimmy john”
“’cause cheri weiderhosen said so, that’s why”
“john is kind of a flake”
“peterson would be proud”
“amy, brigid & LISA”
“who are we missing? DENISE & DEB!”
“where did jason & what’s her name go?”
“thank god chris was mad because he saved margi that night”
“suzy q starr”
“there’s not supposed to be any vichelles except vichelle bunkers!”
“who the hell is vichelle!?”
“what’s his name again? jason? josh. what’s his name again? jason? josh"
“brian fucking weirdo brando”
“carrie wakes up halfway to fucking elated!”
“peterson goes 1st”
“Lucy Wheeler, you saved the day!”
“carrie saved the day”
“first of all…it’s vinnie’s BABY and kris’ vichelle”
“ain’t no brenda like the one i want”
“i need a weiler. what? w-e-i-l-e-r. Okay, here ya' go. thanks a lot”
“oh…jon…kennelly…”
“CARRIE! you just bought one, you bitch!”
“it’s all about interrupting jason”
“asain dave walks in. what’s asain dave up to?”
“you’re loud. kris wouldn’t know”
“kris isn’t eating but she needs napkins”
“why don’t you keep this & CARRIE it home?”
“Brenda needs you...she’s dancing with the railing...like licking it”
“dude, she asked jess if we could move our table”
“chris williams”
“weasel my way in...one weiler or another”
“so, there’s 8 wheelers we can get with?”
“that was when the one armed girl and the eater went to chicago”
“i'm glad dan didn't come. ”
“kris. kris who—jetson?”
“can we do her? JEN!”
“rick-ster!”
“jon's a hottie”
“four non-jons”
“zippy johnson’s DEAD?!!? he’s dead. zippy johnson FROM COSTELLO’S?
“shri-honka”
“i don’t know many people”
“here, kris, josh knows everyone”
“c.p. phone home”
“the night karin puked in her hat & we were popular”
“i'm glad you won--fuck you, pat”
“laura hickey nail”
“vichelle…that bad vichelle who fucked my boyfriend”
“look at jon, he’s a man’s man”
“they asked me who jon was”
“it’s weird to see jon with other people”
“and karin passed The Baby to amanda”
“oh no, don’t compare me to amy”
“vichelle, bad vichelle…jon’s old vichelle”
“fuck, i wish i was jon”
“fucking vichelle home-wrecker”
“daddy lincoln”
“fucking UFO just took over…or whatever his name was”
“ok, kris? you have to sit by the gross girl. i will.”
“oh, jon kennelly is here in spirit”
“matt? elm. really? yeah.”
“i was so mad at you, kris”
“it was when i was so offended by kris”
“i feel like rhonda rothwell right now”
“always the friend that gets touched, never the bride”
“i hugged that guy so many times last night. which guy? guy!”
“kris, look what we got…”
“do they go to the lake a lot? the justs?”
“are we gonna see pete? pete lives in iowa”
"is she talking? yes. is she talking to us? no, maybe she’s on the phone. who would she be talking to at 1:30 in the morning?” pete. he has to work tomorrow. maybe he goes to bed early, i mean late. ARE YOU ON THE PHONE? no! WERE YOU TALKING? no! oh, we thought you were talking."
“you can come to the lake on friday because paula loves you”
“kris is a little toughie”
“i love denise and i love her mom too!”
“i’m so pissed about the whole peterson thing”
“wasn’t he kind of winterish?”