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“do you like her new song? i do”
“oh bundy, bundy, bundy-- he’s not that innocent”
“it’s with the fella from swingers”
“what's that like? it's fun”
“own stevie nicks”
“i didn’t WRITE stevie, i just said stevie”
“fuck it! it’s the bass player”
“who is this? gloria hill”
“are you nicole kidman?” No. are you sandra bullock? No. “then I don’t care”
“I fucking hate ross”
“what is that? bonnie blair?”
“did he really leave because of this song? was he in a war or something?”
“i’m elvis presley’s daughter”
“she looks like sophia loren, but she has buck teeth”
“you fuckin’ put in FOREST GUMP?!”
“that kobe bryant is so fuckin’ hot -- you don’t understand”
“she’s singing madonna’s ‘borderline’ like this...”
“i hate her, but I LOVE her songs”
“shoop? like the rap song?”
“mignight sally”
“cause that’s one of the greatest songs EVER”
“i don’t know they had a new scooby doo. a new scooby doo? what do you mean?”
“that was like austin fuckin’ powers”
“dirty like zz top”
“do they just tell people all over at beaches that they ‘filmed jaws here’?”
“i have rythym”
“that’s a huge barnes & noble. it certainly is.”
“you like this song? you know this song?”
“can i get a whoop whoop?”
“there’s a lot of good karaoke songs out there”
“she got out the britney spears”
“you have the good voices”
“i like the man of mine song”
“i always wanna do a lassoo thing”
“we couldn’t sing, we couldn’t groove, we couldn’t do SHIT!”
“and the fact that you can add your guitar-- that's fucking awesome”
“and willie nelson’s playin’”
“she's no sam jackson”
“he was totally in backdraft. he played the bad guy in backdraft”
“that was awesome when she got stabbed”
“and sharon stone…rarr”
“i hope they play all hockey songs”
“fuck! i didn’t get all my fucking songs!”
“cool it, baby. kool & the gang!”
“and you got a guitar—that’s half a band!”
“oh my god, get your fucking guitar”
“what an awesome show we put on”
“gimme my saxaphone”
“get your guitars, get your saxaphones”
“techo motherfucking retard shit”
“there ARE some sexy songs & this is one of them”
“if i were a stripper, this would be my song”
“the majority of the sampling is jackson 5”
“i wish there was a place called tiffany’s…so we could have breakfast at tiffany’s”
“i really wanna hump edward norton”
“i sound like goddamn fucking porky pig”
“that’s a sexy damn song”
“long time before the damn song came out”
“that is so neat. he just keeps blowing and he plays”
“i bet i could play that. that looks easy”
“all i said is that you have to blow into it lots and it goes ahhhhhhh…”
“kinickie kennelly”
“I’M DONALD DUCK”
“that amy does a terrible impression of donald duck”
“my favorite part of gremlins is when he says, ‘i love you, chunk’”
“someone has a Lucy Wheeler flyer with too much information!”
“we’re goin’ to brenda”
“guitar? michael? yeah.”
“folk singer funny bitch. Market that, Jess”
“haven't you ever seen Roadhouse?”
“I’m crazy for Swayze!”
“you are the BEST MICHAEL FUCKING JACKSON EVER!”
“you can sing that, but you cannot sing shania twain”
“singer songwriter crazy happy bitch”
" champaigne…. it's cocaine."
“they’ll play britney spears”
“i hate ac/dc… me too.”
“well, they’re slow dancing”
“i want to DANCE”
“try to set the filter on FIRE!”
“i fuckin’ love this”
“apes wide shut”
“ape is enough”
“i used to like the beatles”
“the wizard of oth”
“go, and take THAT with you. me? no, the cd”
“don’t you know who mu-go-to kalamundo is?”
“who is this? fuckin' snoop dog or some shit?”
“i like her, alicia silverstone…so young there”
“hello fake ABBA and welcome to movie phone”
“i hate chi-chi rodriguez. i’ve seen him in a couple of tournaments…he just seems like a prick—he’s old”
“you would have loved it last night at metro…they played all your music…backstreet boys, abba”
“eyes wide shit”
“smoopie wooey da—aa—wg”
“do you listen to weird al? used to. we’re going to his concert…why are you laughing?”
“they’re doing art in here”
“i am walter cronkite and i’m going home to have sex with my wife”
“have fun, but you still owe me dance”
“there’s a lot of rap in this one, huh?”
“i’ll be ready to dance after this pitcher i think”
“like if it’s brenda wheeler or brenda tyler—so be it”
“zzzz—insect—no, n’sync!”
“eyes wide shit—we can’t be that anymore”
“driving miss crazy”
“winfall. what a dumb name.”
“that’s a dumb name—‘cause who KNOWS that?”
“i’ll make it worth your weiler”
“if you sing a slow song you HAVE to be a good singer—it’s a requirement.”
“geez, nice sister”
“start out with pulp, end up with pulp”
“a karaoke gay club”
“it’s all about the clapping”
“c’mon with that jedi shit”
“maybe i have to rewind it maybe”
“she’s a lot prettier in pictures than in real life”
“do you see that guy dancin’?”
“we did the lift!”
“i’m NOT a soprano”
“i got one sand in my pocket”
“i was cold at the fair”
“he was just callin’ for a sit down”
“is she drunk? ‘cause nobody dances alone”
“we could be gremlins and carrie could be billy”
“what? is this all about black disco?”
“there’s uh...what’s it called? irish dancing”
“she wants me to dance so bad”
“i’m like you’re gonna sing that low for a fuckin’ WEDDING?!!?”
“i love the microphone!”
"R-E-S-C-P-T! find out what it means to me!"
“the song that sound like the beginning”
“he doesn’t even LOOK like peter. that’s BOBBY. oh”