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Cigarettes

“he’s smokin’ in my eyeballs”
“I got a smoke in my hand”
“if I were to smoke tomorrow, i’d fucking puke”
“she’s ALWAYS leaving cigarettes burning”
“grab your smokes, sweetheart”
“something smells like smoke and i can’t figure out what it is. oh, it’s my hair”
“that’s why you put the motherfucker OUT before you put it in your pocket”
“you have to light that again. i was just checking.”
“um dude…your cigarette’s all bent”
“oh? smokers? love ‘em”
“i would like a long period of time when nobody smoked”
“all your friends smoke—all my friends smoke”
“a bare ass cigarette”
“that was 1st smoke”
“i’m not cryin’—the smoke’s in my eyes”
“could we fuckin’ smoke some MORE cigarettes?”
“I’m not smoking – I’m just playing”
“you always leave your cigarette unattended”
“Aladdin’s cigarette is making me sick”
“you give me cigarettes”
“thank you nicotine”
“i would never marry a woman who smokes”
“they taught us how to smoke cigarettes. retarded people did?”
“stop talking & smoke”
“we both had smokes…i was the only one with a lighter”
“when i was smoking it was $2.25”
“i was a fuckin’ smoker! i smoked every fuckin’ opportunity i ever had!”
“i was just overjoyed that my good friend was smoking”
“jon & i were like, ‘can this GET any fucking better?’”
“my smoking career”
“i’m sorry, i thought you were ready, i thought i got the look”
“thank god you got your smokes”
“c’mon baby light my filter”
“pack pack packy packy”