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Booze

“i wish i didn’t drink last night”
“Labatts Blue, man, that’s the shit”
“that was a funny card” “yeah, you’re using it as a coaster”
“I WISH I had some coke -- I’d sell it so I could drink”
“why is everyody’s mouth red?”
“but if the ‘BITCH’ didn’t take the other bitch’s beer then she wouldn’t have got beat up”
“amy, let’s finish our beers though...wait”
“i thought...i thought...jon ordered another pitcher. i guess not”
“i can’t remember anything anymore. what’s WRONG with me? all the booze is goin’ to my head”
“the best feeling in the world is to be drunk, but i love you too though”
“john threw it on the floor. it got in the beer”
“i think we could spend one night not drinking and get our t-shirts”
“shit, there’s beer all over it”
“i know you’re mad, but i’ll just drink this”
“you were bombed AND drunk”
“i hate to say this, but the parents turned alcoholic after that”
“but he’ll give you free drinks”
“but they know how to DRINK! yeah, so do the belgians, but they don’t fight”
“kris, can i have some of THAT beer please?”
“do you want another beer? who were you askin’? both of you. oh yeah! what? another beer. oh yeah!”
“so, everybody’s drinkin’ -- it’s all about drinkin’”
“it’s all about the cheap tap beer”
“i don’t know whose beer is who”
“is it possible to get more drink?”
“after i got drunk i started talkin to the irish guy about the potato famine”
“i’m so cool when i’m drunk”
“i took a shot & then i threw up”
“if you get her drunk she’ll talk chinese”
“here’s to bein’ drunk in cincinnati!”
“i just realized i’m very drunk”
“i might have a headache tomorrow”
“oh! new beer toast!”
“i’m feeling really drunk right now”
“there was always just beer in front of me”
“beer just became very important to me at that time”
“can we get a pitcher? i can do that”
“oh, it’s all about the beer, baby”
“NO! DRINK THIS ONE!”
“dude, i’ll finish that. don’t drink that warm stuff. we have a full one too. or do…”
“it…it IS all about the beer!”
“he knows more about liquor than i do and that’s not sayin’ much”
“drink while you think”
“shannon! DRINK YOUR BEER!”
“DRINK”
“you guys wanna shot? i’ll pay for it”
“it’s like you don’t SIP ‘em”
“amy had a 1.75 squeezed between her thighs”
“i’ll just have a Bass. you sound disappointed. no, um, i just want a Bass”
“well, shit, we need cranberry juice…or we won’t be able to have any GIN”
“i’ve BEEN fucking bombed tonight!”
“are you one of those girls who lies at bars?”
“just one more then i promise we’ll go”
“get a few beers in us and we get all emotional and shit”
“you gonna drink gin? drink JUICE!”
“hey, everybody, let’s drink up!”
“ARE YOU READY TO PAR-TAY? not with that guy”
“YOU put your mug THERE”
“he’s the biggest spiller—he always spills”
“you can spill”
“don’t put it in the beer—NO!”
“my tolerance is way low…so…”
“i’m wiping my face with beer”
“oh, it’s all about the fucking alcohol…holy shit, if you guys only had any idea. bop bop bop bop bop (funkytown)”
“did you really want that other pitcher? i sure as hell didn’t”
“i didn’t know we were like drinking”
“shit, i shouldn’ta got so bombed last night”
“actually, i didn’t even feel that—i don’t know if it’s because i’m built or if i’m kind of drunk”
“Harp to Harp, baby”
“Hamms? no, two Harps. OHHH, we have money now”
“tangled up in bruise. “like in brews? as in b-r-e-w-s? i was tangled up in brews”
“what is i-in this drink?”
“courage drink or whatever it’s called. liquid courage?”
“beer—cider it’s two to one, two to one, two to one”
“i love cider. i’ll drink your cider if you’re not careful”
“we were freaking lit alREADY”
“i’m a little too buzzed to be workin’”
“i’m fucked up…i confess, OK?”
“get that on tape—i’m buyin’ y’all drinks tomorrow”
“do you want another beer? if you do”
“you know what that tastes like? PB & J actually, it just tastes like jelly”
“amy, we should fix a shot”
“we grew beer gills”
“I’m getting sober”
“let’s not fight, I’ll drink the beer”
“it wasn’t about the drinking though; it was never about the drinking”
“I’m sober. I’m sorry.”
“WHOA – mess”
“we had to fucking coach keri into having ONE orange dream that has like no alcohol”
“little wet. i spilt some beer”
“she’s so lovey dovey when she’s drunk”
“JESUS CHRIST!! A FUCKING ROUND HERE PLEASE?”
“i’m outta beer and we need a waitress”
“would YOU give me vodka? No."
“Newcastle's good”
“mickey is prettier when i’m sober”
“let me refill you”
“booze was the nasty culprit”
“jon just sucks it right down”
“she wanted peach schnapps so bad & me & amanda happened to be with her—didn’t have any”
“those little tiny glasses…compared to our big pints…look really small”
“i could never drink wine & then drive”
“i need a beer & a drink”
“she’s drunk. watch.”
“ok, she’s got a full beer so we’re set”
“she’s got a full beer so…”
“i’m so tired of alcohol stained clothes. ugh.”
“well, she didn’t seem really drunk at all—not that much”
“that’s the first time i ever got carded here. we get carded everytime.”
“brenda ruined me. Guinness saved me.”
“she had been talking & drinking and eating a basket of potpouri”
“which is bad…beer beer breath over smoke smoke breath?”
“how many beers have you had? a lots.”
“shh…you still have beer”
“they have Hamm’s, amy. i don’t want Hamm’s.”
“it’s sunny, the wind’s blowin’, you’re drunk”
“i spilled that weird brown shot on my pants & it’s not drying clear. that bugs me.”
“i’m drunk—i need help.”
“you can drink wa-wa for awhile. i HAVE been drinking wa-wa for awhile.”
“amy! what the FUCK!? dude, i’m fucked up.”
“i’m gonna hurry up and try to take a sip”
“i’m gonna wait with you guys, have another beer—i’m not drunk enough yet.”
“i love sarah, but i’m not drunk enough”
“you guys match. spill spill!”
“don’t we have a secret container?”
“let’s have some of that for us…alright”
“no, don’t’ give those away…we’re sharing”
“you can drink some of that…i have a truck here”
"it's all booze"
“get me another beer”