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Bathroom

“he’s like pukin’! he’s throwin’ up!”
“I don’t want to hear anyone pee”
“i made a buddy in the bathroom, too. she said, ‘is that natural?’ i said, ‘yes.’ she said, ‘i’ve been looking for a perm like that.’”
“i gotta go to the bathroom, so shoot first and watch ‘em”
“i gotta go pee”
“i have to pee first”
“i seen you guys walk in, but i had to pee”
“oh, no, no, no, i’m lookin’ at the women’s bathroom”
“you’re having both of those? you’re gonna pee on the plane”
“i’ll drink like two huge things of water and not pee all day. but then i’ll be sitting in the computer room and have like a little thing of pop and pee every 10 minutes.”
“i’m trapped! i’m trapped in my own bathroom!”
“the toilet had a bunch of urine all over it. i didn't like that so much”
“it's a bathroom where you can DEFINITELY see in if the door's open”
“i can't GO to your bathroom”
“i gotta pee before trivia starts”
“whoa, it’s peeing”
“it's not chills because i have to pee or ‘cause it’s cold in here…let’s put it that way”
“i prefer urine over beer”
“i’m sorry for eating your shit”
“i just love warm bathrooms”
“guess i got a girl’s bladder tonight”
“the little unisex room”
“it keeps getting caught on my boo...my purse”
"i'm not going to the bathroom during brenda"
"i would assume potty is pee & poop is poop"