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Bars

“let’s go somewhere else, actually”
“the bar was just crazy here last night. it was crazy. crazy, crazy”
“i’ll never forget the night we broke up the fight in the karaoke bar”
“see, this way we won’t go to the bar on an empty stomach”
“how late are the bars open? two. ooh, baby”
“all the fucked up people at metro have been like molested or something. That's just something local or something.”
“sarah, do we go to lauerman’s before we go to sports? yes”
“’cause it’s the greatest place ever”
“i don't know the names of any shots either....just fucking drink”
“can i tell you a good one to go to? shit, i forgot the name”
“oh no, i’m a BARTENDER”
“so, why is it so hard to pour beer here?”
“is there gonna be karaoke? god, i wish…”
“dj here…dj there…dj in my underwear”
“a theme bar, so to speak”
“the leine’s broke!”
“so, for once we can be loud and NOT get kicked out”
“we don’t wanna get kicked out—they like us here”
“remember the time they played Lucy Wheeler at costello’s?”
“bunkers or fluffy’s or whatever it was called”
“you're gonna be in such deep ape shit when you get home”
“you can get these at metro…i think they’re for phone numbers and stuff”
“bahtender is happiness”
“uh-oh, it’s a bad thing when you go to the bar when it is bright sunny light out—and then it’s dark out”
“did i order another or not? no, you said, ‘i’m good.’”
“cuzzy can…cuzzy wants to”
“never get sick, never get constipated”
“do you remember when i licked the table”
“what can I do to get her back in?”
“it’s all about the labels on the table”
“it IS all about the labels”
“we wasted a lot of the labels we threw. i know…i was mad about that later”
“YOU get a coaster? yeah, i’m known here”
“oh, you’re good back here? i’m just…i’m just…waiting for people”
“where the hell’s our waitress?”
“if we were in the TWIN CITIES and we weren't this drunk we sure as SHIT wouldn't set foot in a place like this”
“you can get irish festival tickets for $5 at the dubliner”
“so we went from dead to busy to dead again”
"I think they want people drinking here as long as possible."
"smell this--it's celery salt--it smells like feet. they're sprinklin' feet in the drinks."
"can you picture a place called The Nestor?"
“do we really have to pay? No.”