QUIPS!

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Animals (RARR)
“I smell dog”
“it’s not about dogs, it’s about respect for people!”
“bull flies”
“I hate that bitch who killed my monkey, my little skeeter”
“I gotta get me a pig snoot. I just love barbecued pig snoot”
“hey! what’s your dog’s name? i’ve always wanted to know”
“stop with the cattle prod”
“gimme the mama bear”
“what are you doing out here? she doesn’t like you. she doesn’t want to pet you”
“do rats make nests? i think so. just like little beds or something? yeah”
“what are you guys watching? a show about penguins. weird”
“is that a cow? yes. is it mooing?”
“naomi, there’s your precious manatees”
“god, this is a packed ZOO”
“WHERE ARE THEY?”
“it’s all about manatees”
“who eats the carrots? i think the manatees do”
“gay to you now…WE HAVE THE CUTEST PUPPY NOW!”
“look at that bird! it’s dyin’”
“the garage smells like dog shit and the basement smells like cat pee”
“ferrets are a huge hit in the whorehouse”
“one time there was this awful wiener dog…what was its name…awww…fuck”
“it's too bad an eel is just a fluttering thing and it tastes so damn good”
“these are like small horses. what’s up with that?”
“why DO goats go to hell?”
“walk the buffalo”
“livestock can fuck your shit up”
“i can’t understand how anybody would be crabby when they played the perfect part of the pig with mittens”
“where the chicken are above average”
“that sow”
“let me ask you this...where do ‘crabs’ come from? the beach!”
“cough! cough! there’s crabs in there or something”
“i would've loved to have seen you hangin' out with zeek. kade was his name. zeek is my cat. ”
“a manatee is a walrus with tusks”
“what if i went ape shit ape shit ape shit”
“she's gonna get so mad she's gonna go ape shit”
“what about the second coming of ape shit?”
“ape shit light”
“apes hit customers”
“apes hit the bong”
“it just takes a little apeshit to get amy back in the game (gang)”
“there’s a lot of ape quips happening”
“jacko the ape”
“she thinks apeshit’s funny”
“ya win some; ya apeshit”
“dr. apeshit was on the list”
“ok…i can see a hamster having a penis, but a duck?”
“we’ll never forget that stupid duck rape story”
“duck, duck rape duck”
“i try to rape a duck and i choke. i try to rape a fish and i crumble”
“pig’s on top humpin’ him in the butt”
“that quacks me up”
“a goat with nipples."
“hello…goats have udders”
“duck, duck, gay duck”
“my crabs died”
“naspaniel hawthorne”
“oh my god, is my master going to feed me?”
“i’m sorry, i thought i brushed you…i didn’t want you to leave”
“she had like little crabs crawling out of her lip”
“oh my god, my father goes nuts over foxes”
“i can make out the chicken on the bottom just because of the C and because you said chicken”
“that squirrel loves the woman”
“anyone can…but i have mice…so…”
“who does she look like? an ewok.”
“cockroaches are FAST—they fuckin’ FLY!”
“they can walk around without their heads or their eyes”
“the woman part of the dog—they call that the rasberry. Why do they call it that? why do they have to name it?”
“when it bit it wasn’t a hard bite”
“oh, look at that…white elephant!”
“apes…nevermind…shoot”
“have you ever seen an asian ape?”
“i bit everybody”
“i thought it was a squeaker”
“why can't i say ape shit?”
"it's like pac-duck or duck-man--whatever"
“to hampster goes… richard gere.”